Happy 420 Bitch

 Tonight I'm going to let the whole world in and get a good look at me.

Who's the baddest witch in town?

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A little bit about me...

My name is Jane, I'm 25 and I'm Irish. I love reading when I get the chance and I love to listen to music. I feel like lyrics have helped me through harder times and they speak volumes to me.

I really enjoy learning about new kinks and exploring more of my old ones. I enjoy BDSM along with other fetishes. If you think we could be compatible send me a message!

 

I love making B/G content!!! Give me all your ideas! What content should I make next?!

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Please be aware that I will not exchange personal information with you and do not want any of your contact information. Please do not put me in this position, I will not jeopardise my account for you.

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I have rejoined MGF as I want to push my limits and try out new things, in hope I will meet fun, likeminded people here and accomplish these goals. If you think you can help me explore myself please drop me a message.

Yours.....
Jane. xx

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 Lyrics that mean something to me -

(Forever a work in progress....)

 

I can do anything, yeah

Hell nah, hell nah, hell nah, hell nah

I can do anything, yeah

Hell nah, hell nah, hell nah, hell nah

I can do anything, yeah

Hell nah, hell nah, hell nah, hell nah

I can do anything, yeah

Hell nah, hell nah, hell nah, hell nah

Yeah, fuck your subpoenas and your misdemeanors

Was too busy touring out all your arenas

My passport is tatted, it look like it's active

I play on these planes, y'all catch me in traffic

Y'all drag me in court for that shit, y'all backwards

After all these years of drug trafficking, huh

Time to remind me I'm black again, huh?

All this talking back, I'm too arrogant, huh?

What would you do, you knew you couldn't fail

I have no fear of anything, do everything well

I have no fear of jail, I was born in the trap

I have no fear of death, we all born to do that

It's just life, I'm just nice, tonight I might, raise my price

Great advice, damn you, Hov, Jesus Christ

I can do anything, yeah

Hell nah, hell nah, hell nah, hell nah

I can do anything, yeah

Hell nah, hell nah, hell nah, hell nah

And I'm nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice

Up all night, night, night, night, night, night, night

Running from the lights, lights, lights, lights, lights, lights, lights

Covered in ice, ice, ice, ice, ice, ice, ice

Patiently waiting for my demise

'Cause my success can't be quantified

If I gave two fucks, two fucks about streaming numbers

Would have put Lemonade up on Spotify

Fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, fuck you, I'm out (ah!)

I ain't never seen a ceiling in my whole life, that's word to Blue

Freestyling live, blueprint from my Jigga who never bribes

I'm so nice, I'm everybody type, goddamn right

I'm so nice, Jesus Christ, I'm better than the hype, I give you life

I can do anything, yeah

Hell nah, hell nah, hell nah, hell nah

I can do anything, yeah

Hell nah, hell nah, hell nah, hell nah

And I'm nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice

Up all night, night, night, night, night, night, night

Running from the lights, lights, lights, lights, lights, lights, lights

Covered in ice, ice, ice, ice, ice, ice, ice

Last name 'gon be here forever

Now we finna float like feathers

Me and Hova do it like rebels

Most of y'all jits got pebbles

I got the Rock in the Fellar

Ice lightning bolts from the Heavens

Y'all 'gon have to watch us eat

Stocked up like the doomsday preppers

Anybody ever had an era, when things could've been better

Feeling like you was on a stretcher

And all you remember was the Hecklers

But the Universe lifts that weight

Then you shine like a new feather, blessings on blessings, et cetra

Feeling like the best year ever, damn, it's nice

I can do anything, yeah

Hell nah, hell nah, hell nah, hell nah

I can do anything, yeah

Hell nah, hell nah, hell nah, hell nah

And I'm nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice

Up all night, night, night, night, night, night, night

Running from the lights, lights, lights, lights, lights, lights, lights

Covered in ice, ice, ice, ice, ice, ice, ice

Teenage angst has paid off well

Now I'm bored and old

Self-appointed judges judge

More than they have sold

If she floats than she is not

A witch like we had thought

A down payment on another

One at Salem's lot

Serve the servants - oh no

That legendary divorce is such a bore

As my bones grew they did hurt

They hurt really bad

I tried hard to have a father

But instead I had a dad

I just want you to know that I

Don't hate you anymore

There is nothing I could say

That I haven't thought before

Serve the servants - oh no

That legendary divorce is such a bore

"I'm a train wreck in the morning

I'm a bitch in the afternoon

Every now and then without warning

I can be really mean towards you

I'm a puzzle, yes, indeed

Ever-complex in every way

And all the pieces aren't even in the box

And yet you see the picture clear as day

I neglect you when I'm working

When I need attention, I tend to nag

I'm a host of imperfection

And you see past all that

I'm a peasant by some standards

But in your eyes I'm a queen

You see potential in all my flaws

And that's exactly what I mean

I don't know why you love me

And that's why I love you

You catch me when I fall

Accept me, flaws and all

And that's why I love you."


 

 

 
Teenage angst has paid off well
Now I'm bored and old
Self-appointed judges judge
More than they have sold
If she floats than she is not
A witch like we had thought
A down payment on another
One at Salem's lot
Serve the servants - oh no
That legendary divorce is such a bore
As my bones grew they did hurt
They hurt really bad
I tried hard to have a father
But instead I had a dad
I just want you to know that I
Don't hate you anymore
There is nothing I could say
That I haven't thought before
Serve the servants - oh no
That legendary divorce is such a bore
"I'm a train wreck in the morning
I'm a bitch in the afternoon
Every now and then without warning
I can be really mean towards you
I'm a puzzle, yes, indeed
Ever-complex in every way
And all the pieces aren't even in the box
And yet you see the picture clear as day
I neglect you when I'm working
When I need attention, I tend to nag
I'm a host of imperfection
And you see past all that
I'm a peasant by some standards
But in your eyes I'm a queen
You see potential in all my flaws
And that's exactly what I mean
I don't know why you love me
And that's why I love you
You catch me when I fall
Accept me, flaws and all
And that's why I love you."
 
"Hey pig piggy pig pig pig
All of my fears came true
Black and blue and broken bones you left me here I'm all alone
My little piggy needed something new
Nothing can stop me now
'Cause I don't care anymore"
 
“"You're from the valley?"
[Billy:] "No, Jim you schmuck, the Valleys;
Male voice choirs, Wales." [Jim:] "Ah, you're from Wales!
Now is this sperm or blue-tip?"
[Billy:] "Ha, ha, ha, ha. Very funny Jim."
[Jim:] "Sorry."
[Billy:] "Me and Benny went out."
[Jim:] "Who's Benny?"
Me and Benny went out last night
Looking for fun
Supping ale in the moonlight
Waiting for the dawn to come
Benny pointed at a HiFi shop
He said, hey man, look at all the stuff they've got
How'd you make a have out of a have not
Hmmmm
Who needs information
When you're working underground
Just give me confirmation
We could win a million pounds
Benny climbed up on a footbridge
And he teetered on the parapet
He said can you see the whites of their headlights
Are they coming yet
Who needs information
This high off the ground
Just give me confirmation
We could win a million pounds
Who needs information
When you're living in constant fear
Just give me confirmation
There's some way out of here
Some way out of here
Benny hefted a breeze block
And tried to let go
Got hung up on a tear drop
So me and Benny went home
Who needs information
When you're living in constant fear
Just give me confirmation
There's some way out of here
Some way out of here
Who needs information yeah
When you're living on borrowed time
Just give me confirmation
There will be a winner this time
Who needs information
When you're working underground
Just give me confirmation
We could win a million pounds
Who needs
Who needs
Who needs information
This high off the ground
Just give me confirmation
We could win a million pounds
Yeah
[Jim:] "Um. (lights a cigarette)
So your brother's in jail?"
 
"You let me violate you
You let me desecrate you
You let me penetrate you
You let me complicate you
Help me
I broke apart my insides
Help me
I've got no soul to sell
Help me
The only thing that works for me
Help me get away from myself"
 
 

"I tried to change. Closed my mouth more, tried to be softer, prettier, less awake. Fasted for 60 days, wore white, abstained from mirrors, abstained from sex, slowly did not speak another word. In that time, my hair, I grew past my ankles. I slept on a mat on the floor. I swallowed a sword. I levitated. Went to the basement, confessed my sins, and was baptized in a river. I got on my knees and said 'amen' and said 'I mean.'

I whipped my own back and asked for dominion at your feet. I threw myself into a volcano. I drank the blood and drank the wine. I sat alone and begged and bent at the waist for God. I crossed myself and thought I saw the devil. I grew thickened skin on my feet, I bathed in bleach, and plugged my menses with pages from the holy book, but still inside me, coiled deep, was the need to know ... Are you cheating on me?"

"She sleeps all day. Dreams of you in both worlds. Tills the blood, in and out of uterus. Wakes up smelling of zinc, grief sedated by orgasm, orgasm heightened by grief. God was in the room when the man said to the woman, "I love you so much. Wrap your legs around me. Pull me in, pull me in, pull me in." Sometimes when he'd have her nipple in his mouth, she'd whisper, "Oh, my God." That, too, is a form of worship. Her hips grind, pestle and mortar, cinnamon and cloves. Whenever he pulls out ... loss. Dear moon, we blame you for floods ... for the flush of blood ... for men who are also wolves. We blame for the night for the dark, for the ghosts."

 

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I took my love, I took it down
Climbed a mountain and I turned around
And I saw my reflection in the snow covered hills
'Til the landslide brought me down
Oh, mirror in the sky, what is love?
Can the child within my heart rise above?
Can I sail through the changin' ocean tides?
Can I handle the seasons of my life?
Mmm
Well, I've been 'fraid of changin'
'Cause I've built my life around you
But time makes you bolder
Even children get older
And I'm gettin' older, too"

"He bathes me until I forget their names and faces. I ask him to look me in the eye when I come home. Why do you deny yourself heaven? Why do you consider yourself undeserving? Why are you afraid of love? You think it's not possible for someone like you. But you are the love of my life. You are the love of my life. You are the love of my life."