Xokatexo47

I think everything is funny! I don’t watch TV! I need chapstick! I like the beach! I love to dance! I’m a happy person! Sometimes I lie about my age! Actually - all the time- I lie about my age! Wrestling mom! I got married once! I wear very little make-up! The radio has to be turned up! I’m a better person when I’m tan! Aries! I drink Vodka! I’m an eagle! I have a college degree! I got a divorce! Highfive! I’m somewhat irresponsible! Football mom! iPhone! My car is white! I want fake boobs! I have zero pets! Not even a gold fish! No boyfriends! 1 lawn boy! Too many bills! Enough kids! Extra credits! One 3-some! I stay up late! Im never on time! I say “fuck” a lot! Holidays are fun! I love to be fingered! And spoiled! My bedroom is a mess!! I’m a bitch! Tickle my back! Don’t make me ask! I should have moved to Hollywood! Live comedy! I like pictures! And surprises!  I like road trips! And mermaids! I’m a Cheer mom!  Hip hop choreography! Nudes! Aerosmith! bank accounts! Your bank accounts! Good moods, large amounts! Relief! 

“Cab’s hereeeee!!!”