Oysterbabe
$5 pizza delivery prank vid and BRAND NEW BG CONTENT~!
$5 pizza delivery prank vid and BRAND NEW BG CONTENT~!
Hi, I'm Oyster.
has no one seen the 2 billion pizza delivery prank videos out there? i describe it 10x a day!
Exhibitionist by nature. (we both win) I love showing off my lovely body (NOT to sissies)
I usually keep my body furry, it makes me feel very feminine <3
Some things I love are collecting bugs, painting, and music. If you are funny or smart or a bug I will probably adore you! I also am obsessed with film. I watch movies A LOT.
When people ask about my "top 5 favorite movies" I kind of freak out, because I've seen so many and love so many. But I will try right now. Bear in mind this is in no particular order!
The Holy Mountain- Alejandro Jodorowsky
The Mirror- Andrei Tarkovsky
Suspiria- Dario Argento
Sans Soleil- Chris Marker
aaaanndd hmm.. hmmm.. Being John Malkovich- Spike Jonze
Fun fact: I have a huge crush on John Malkovich and I love older men.
I'm a switch, I like being dominant as well as submissive, but I especially love being dominant.. I want to CONTROL YOU!
I have some yummy content so feel free to send me a message and ask about it.
~DISCLAIMER~
I'm not down to give people pics/video/dirty talk for free. If you're getting off, I'd like to benefit from that.
"how are you?" and "whats new?" are two perfect ways of making a perfectly boring conversation