$5 pizza delivery prank vid and BRAND NEW BG CONTENT~!

Hi, I'm Oyster.

 

has no one seen the 2 billion pizza delivery prank videos out there? i describe it 10x a day!

Exhibitionist by nature. (we both win) I love showing off my lovely body  (NOT to sissies)

I usually keep my body furry, it makes me feel very feminine <3

Some things I love are collecting bugs, painting, and music. If you are funny or smart or a bug I will probably adore you! I also am obsessed with film. I watch movies A LOT.

When people ask about my "top 5 favorite movies" I kind of freak out, because I've seen so many and love so many. But I will try right now. Bear in mind this is in no particular order!

The Holy Mountain- Alejandro Jodorowsky

The Mirror- Andrei Tarkovsky

Suspiria- Dario Argento

Sans Soleil- Chris Marker

aaaanndd hmm.. hmmm.. Being John Malkovich- Spike Jonze

Fun fact: I have a huge crush on John Malkovich and I love older men.

I'm a switch, I like being dominant as well as submissive, but I especially love being dominant.. I want to CONTROL YOU!

I have some yummy content so feel free to send me a message and ask about it.

~DISCLAIMER~

I'm not down to give people pics/video/dirty talk for free. If you're getting off, I'd like to benefit from that. 

 

 

"how are you?" and "whats new?"  are two perfect ways of making a perfectly boring conversation